rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

basketofkatts:

And so begins tentacle porn fullmetalclax
heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it